hypenotize

To persuade a group of people to accept and believe something that is not true or to prevent a group of people from figuring out something that is true using hype and propaganda.

The government constantly hypenotizes us with exaggerated, bogus statistics and other lies.

by Gaga Honk June 6, 2011

Hypengyophobia

Generally fear of responsibility.

Usually caused by sudden traumatic stress or genetics.

Symptoms vary by person depending on their level of fear. The symptoms typically include extreme anxiety, dread and anything associated with panic such as shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, nausea, inability to articulate words or sentences, dry mouth and shaking.

Dude, did you hear about that guy who had Hypengyophobia?

by coolgaltw November 14, 2011

hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

Hyperability

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability

Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute

by OHJ February 1, 2015

Hypeatitus

Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.

Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"

4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"

There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.

Example of Hypeatitus:

(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!

by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014

hypecaster

A live commentator of competitive video games aka eSports. Blends Hip Hop, Word Play, Punch Lines, and a ton of excitement during an eSports match such as Call of Duty.

That Call of Duty match was awesome and those hypecasters turned up with all that hype with their commentary.

by Young Guru the Don June 29, 2015