two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

hook me up fat

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.

Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.

by MrNimon July 29, 2011

Hookaboo

Hookaboo is a syndrom that causes retardation in teenagers. While the main causes are unclear, it is prevalent mainly in stupid people. The symptoms are anal leakage, incomplete thoughts, incompetence in every day life, and asking absurdly dumb questions constantly. People with hookaboo syndrom do not perish but instead remain dumb and annoying throughout their life.

Oh, lord the hookaboo has taken all my children!

by King Gato Hamburguesa November 27, 2007

Hookah

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.

Light up the hookah!

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

honky tonk

The first genre of music to be commonly known as honky tonk music was a style of piano playing related to ragtime, but emphasizing rhythm more than melody or harmony, since the style evolved in response to an environment where the pianos were often poorly cared for, tending to be out of tune and having some nonfunctioning keys. (Hence an out-of-tune upright piano is sometimes called a honky-tonk piano, e.g. in the General MIDI set of standard electronic music sounds.)

Such honky tonk music was an important influence on the formation of the boogie woogie piano style, as indicated by Jelly Roll Morton's 1938 record "Honky Tonk Music" (recalling the music of his youth, see quotation below), and Meade "Lux" Lewis's big hit "Honky Tonk Train Blues" which Lewis recorded many times from 1927 into the 1950s and was covered by many other musicians from the 1930s on, including Oscar Peterson and Keith Emerson.

by Mark Dupri October 6, 2007