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Heffalump

Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.
No you can not have ice cream as dinner you heffalump.
by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017
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Hoff

To furiously scrub your skin, especially while bathing.
After getting a load of trash dumped on him while dumpster-diving, Pablo went home and hoffed at his skin for a good hour and a half.
by Hawloo September 26, 2010
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Hoffar

To eat someone out from behind, usually female.
I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.
by stookie420 October 29, 2011
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hoffy

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl
by someone February 20, 2005
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Hoff

v. To Hoff

To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.

Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.

Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
If she hoffs me once more, I am going to puke...
by The Hoffed May 10, 2005
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Hoffman

Hoffman

A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.
Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.

Jim: Imma try it bra!.

(Later that night... **DEAD**)
by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014
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hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 11, 2010
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