Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.
by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017
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I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.
by stookie420 October 29, 2011
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by someone February 20, 2005
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To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.
Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.
Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.
Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.
Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
by The Hoffed May 10, 2005
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Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014
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Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 11, 2010
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