It's when a dog can't stop shitting and just keeps constantly shutting like all of the lies coming out of hillarys mouth.
That dog is a hillaryass
by She's not my president November 26, 2016
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by TeslaRawks June 11, 2018
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To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.
Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
by Bif Loman January 13, 2008
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Besides my supporters completely blowing a rigged election and being totally incompetent, placing any blame on me is completely Hillaryous!
by Truth t September 7, 2017
Get the Hillaryous mug.Hillarrhoids are painful individuals whose election defeat becomes lodged in their anal canal. In their normal state, they have a shitty obsession with nanny-like control over their peers. (Research suggests that manifests a latent desire “for mamma” or a return to the tenuous safety of the womb.)
They become a disease when swollen or inflamed because they can’t accept Hillary’s defeat. The unqualified term "Hillarrhoid" is often used to refer to the disease or individuals who suffer the disease.
The signs and symptoms of Hillarrhoids depend on the type present. The condition typically presents as awful pains in the ass. Acute cases may result in victims sticking their heads so far up their own asses that they can only regurgitate political talking points from cable news (or in extreme cases, hashtags from social media).
They become a disease when swollen or inflamed because they can’t accept Hillary’s defeat. The unqualified term "Hillarrhoid" is often used to refer to the disease or individuals who suffer the disease.
The signs and symptoms of Hillarrhoids depend on the type present. The condition typically presents as awful pains in the ass. Acute cases may result in victims sticking their heads so far up their own asses that they can only regurgitate political talking points from cable news (or in extreme cases, hashtags from social media).
I liked D's wife, but she's got a mild case of the Hillarhoids. She assumed that my wife voted for Hillary because she's a woman. I laughed and told her, "No, my wife and I have a deal: I won't think with my johnson and she won't vote with her va-jay-jay."
by KarmaPlant July 20, 2018
Get the Hillarhoids mug.a girl who eats pizza and drinks beers with the guys whilst maintaining a sense of ladlylike decorum. she also always dresses to the nines, even when she's sleeping
You see that girl over there doing jello shots and wiping up after herself? Yeah, she's a total hilary.
That girl is such a hilary, she showed up to a pajama party in Jimmy Choo slippers and a Chanel bath robe!
That girl is such a hilary, she showed up to a pajama party in Jimmy Choo slippers and a Chanel bath robe!
by agirlnothilary May 13, 2009
Get the hilary mug.(n)- blonde who lipsyncs (see New Year's Eve), "acts" (cough), feels that fighting with other actresses will make her feel better about herself (see Lindsey Lohan, Avril Lavigne), mama's girl (wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for her mother), famous for some unknown reason (still can't seem to figure it out); for all hilary lovers- if she's so "pretty" why does she wear ten pounds of makeup to cover up her obviously ugly face? oh yes- and why would everyone who hates hilary be jealous (some people really need to learn how to spell that word)? i can mouth words into a microphone! i can put on makeup! i should be famous!!!
If Hilary Duff is not stopped:
One day, all of the brainwashed ten year olds will unite with hilary as their leader. they will overthrow the president and all other forms of government. they will then proceed to have everyone listen to metamorphosis nonstop. this will result in deafness throughout the world. people will also have to watch lizzie mcguire for hours. this will result in loss of eyesight. the world as we know it will be destroyed!
One day, all of the brainwashed ten year olds will unite with hilary as their leader. they will overthrow the president and all other forms of government. they will then proceed to have everyone listen to metamorphosis nonstop. this will result in deafness throughout the world. people will also have to watch lizzie mcguire for hours. this will result in loss of eyesight. the world as we know it will be destroyed!
by DIE HILARY April 10, 2004
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