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Helicopter Boy

A kid (or adult who behaves like a kid) who is simply socially retarded. Sometimes abbreviated to HCB. Oftentimes found wearing hats that have the twirling propellers. The kid generally gives off a distinct unpleasant body odor due to not showering and wearing dirty clothes because his mom did not do the laundry. The kid will look over your shoulder in such a way that his face will be just millimeters away your own. He will constantly ask you the same question over and over even if the answer is “NO”. He will also keep tabs on what you are doing and if he cannot for whatever reason, will ask you where you were and what you were doing. He will ALWAYS say the wrong thing at the wrong time that is completely inappropriate or unrelated to the current conversation. Normal people generally do not congregate with Helicopter Boy, but are forced to be around them because of work. HCB will oftentimes creep out the conventional “creepy guy” at the workplace.
“I can hear the propellers, quiet everyone! HCB is coming over here.”
“Did Helicopter Boy just fall asleep in front of the boss during the meeting for a full 2 minutes?”
HCB: “Red Bull has alcohol in it.”
HCB: “You shouldn’t drink water when you have heartburn.”
HCB: “They’re Christians so want to keep all the money to themselves.”
HCB: “It’s an exoganic reaction!”
by FerociousPenis July 10, 2009
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Helichopper

A maneuver where a gentleman extracts his penis from his pants before swinging it wildly around, attempting to generate lift in the same way as a helicopter. Making "whoooo!" or "thwuppa thwuppa" noises is optional.
"I was trying to impress this girl in a bar last night so I whipped out my cock and gave her a ride in the helichopper."
by chopper_pilot October 15, 2009
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fried egg helicopter

when a lady is on her back during sex and her breasts gyrate in a circlular motion it resembles both a fried egg and a double-blade transport helicopter.
i fired up the fried egg helicopter when i was pounding her hard.
by geometron June 17, 2010
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National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.
Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”
by Zisthin March 8, 2021
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Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom
If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself
by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018
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Helicoptersexual

A Helicoptersexual is an individual that identify him/herself as a Helicopter, therefore, they are attracted to other Helicopters
I identify myself as a Helicoptersexual, please refer to me as Helicopter.
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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helicopter

when a man can take his flaccid penis in one hand and be long enough to have extra, which he rotates. This gives the propellor affect. This can also be done with no hands, but is a tad more difficult and for the advanced only, as it requires flexible hips.
Leena: last night, i was asking Tyler to show me all the things he can do with his dick and he did something called the helicopter. It was so funny, i've never seen anything like that before!!
by Utt July 27, 2005
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