When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay
Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.
by HouJack January 1, 2023
Get the Dirty Hammel mug.The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!
If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.
If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.
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"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
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"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
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by TribalH March 20, 2016
Get the looks up Google Hammer mug.This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana
by Ahlan Haverim Kan Zuri December 10, 2020
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Get the hamma mug.The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
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