A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
by glovebutton February 18, 2014
Get the Cologne Guymug. What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.
(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)
"DUDE, dont be that guy."
"DUDE, dont be that guy."
by JTARPZ October 2, 2009
Get the Dont be that guy.mug. by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016
Get the This guy fucksmug. Characters in superhero movies that provide technical support to the main hero. They can usually hack, and they are always sitting in front of a computer screen and talking into headsets. The team Flash from TV show The Flash and Felicity from TV show Arrow are some examples of the guy in the chair.
Ned to Peter Parker "Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? You know there's always a guy, with a headset, telling the other guy where to go".
by Nooobzzz January 6, 2020
Get the Guy in the chairmug. A philosopher, educator and teacher. The Scary Guy delivers emotional intelligence education programs worldwide. He has dedicated his life to the elimination of Hate, Violence and Prejudice worldwide. Scary has worked with over 7 million people around the world promoting peace through the teaching of Love and Acceptance of all people. His audience consists of both youth and adults on an individual, community and society level, unaware of how they are using negative energy to meet their needs. He teaches people to understand that they have the power to create change in their own world through taking full responsibility for all of their own behavior in the form of words and actions as Energy.
by CATHRONIC August 16, 2011
Get the The Scary Guymug. When you're invited to a New Year's party at a friend's house but end up getting so wasted that for some reason or another you can't manage to find your way back into the house and are stuck outside in the patio but then you get a sudden, raging stomach ache which causes you to squeeze some Mississippi Mud out of your chocolate starfish into a bag that you just ripped open but cannae close it back so as to hide the evidence you chuck it at the street whilst not realizing the street was a campsite and then the next morning you make like Patrick Swayze and ghost out of there before the consequences of your actions can catch up with you.
Ermalindo: "Hey Jimmy, are you coming to the party tonight at Maria's house?"
Jimmy: "No can do brother, last year I got caught pulling a Gui there."
Ermalindo: "You pulled a Gui there? You absolute savage!!"
Jimmy: "No can do brother, last year I got caught pulling a Gui there."
Ermalindo: "You pulled a Gui there? You absolute savage!!"
by pullingguisformotherteresa January 3, 2019
Get the Pulling a Guimug. by little guy #1 January 25, 2023
Get the little guymug.