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gumby

A stage for the male penis in between a soft limpless penis and a rock hard one. It doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. Therefore it shall be gumby.
I am so glad that my boner went away during gym class, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn't too bad.
by danibee May 24, 2006
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Forest Gump

an excellant movie...need i say more?
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003
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Pinch a Grumpy

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?
by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003
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The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)
"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!
by Koch Master June 22, 2009
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Gumper

A synonym of dip, the clump of smokeless tobacco one inserts into their lip when dipping
That gumper you have looks like a pig pong ball under your lip. That is one fat ass gumper
by Brodybrah January 7, 2010
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Gumper

1. Just a total jerk.

2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.

When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".
1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.

2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.
by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009
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GOP or Grumpy Old Pricks

Another name for neo-cons and dittoheads.
Mostly fat old white males who are racist homophobes and try to prevent anyone from helping America to change and evolve as it progresses into the 21st century.

The party of "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"
John Boner will just vote NO on anything a Democrat proposes...he's one of the GOP or Grumpy Old Pricks.
by Sly36 April 3, 2010
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