Goth=those fucking black clouds that think they are so totally depressed and fucked up that people will notice them. Usually they turn goth because 1)They have no friends 2) They are fucking ugly and decided to make the best of the situation 3) It's the latest trend. Goths fuck up the musical world for the rest of us that like death metal/black metal, because by listening to shit they don't even understand and trying to get noticed people automatically assume that death/black metal is as superficial and stupid as goth itself. Great bands such as Slayer, Arch Enemy, In Flames and Emperor are spoiled daily by these make up wearing freakshows. There is no such thing as a "real" goth. Edgar Allen Poe was a great writer, but not someone you can base your entire image on. In short, goths are posers that spoil music for the rest of us and should be burned.
by fuckgothsintheassbeforetheyspread June 08, 2006
the result of putting edgar allan poe in the blender with three dirty socks, a dead frog's penis, and a can of Raid.
gothic goth gothitude gothidaaaaaaaay
by skudge December 27, 2007
look at tom, he's such a goth with his rebellious haircut, rebellious music, rebellious clothes, rebellious speech, and rebellious make-up
by (blank)______ January 04, 2009
by h34th3r March 25, 2007
Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)
Goth 1: Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.
Goth 2: I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.
Me: Fuckin Goths.
Goth 2: I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.
Me: Fuckin Goths.
by Super Telecom July 18, 2006
strange people who wear all black even in unbelevably hot weather, generally goths are all twats.... and they smell sweaty
by sadomasochist:D:D:D:D August 11, 2006
Goths stand for everything that is not prep, we stand for death, we stand for hate, we stand for the darkness in life and we live to make that darkness overwhelm everything and everyone while preps stand for the blissful ignorance in life, blind content and stupidly believing every thing will be alright. Us goths dont nessacarily hate preps we just hate their ignorance and how much crap they start. preps hate how different we are, to them we are an imperfection in their seemingly perfect ignorant life and they hate how we make them think about life, how we actually make them think, "why do they do the things they do? is there something about all this that i'm missing?". Us goths simply seek to tear down your life and make you see life isnt a happy little playground where ocasionally you might get a scraped knee, we want you to know death is everywhere and your not immune to it, in fact your even more susceptible to it. goths enjoy darkness and everything evil. we wear black because we simply want to wear black. We dont fear death and that makes us stronger. we dont squirm away from a challenge, we look at it and think "what is the best way to solve my problem?". we, goths, are everything and nothing.
Prep:Why are you so evil?
Goth: i'm not nessacarily evil, i'm the endless amount of tortured souls. i represent destruction, hate and everything that comes with it.
Prep: (freaked out) ..what do you mean?
Goth: Hahaha have you ever wondered why?
Prep: why what?
Goth: no, just why...
Prep: i dont understand
Goth: yes you do. you just refuse to see it...(walks away)
Prep: (stands there shaking, trying to forget what had just happened in hopes that he can go on with his ignorance in peace)
Goth: i'm not nessacarily evil, i'm the endless amount of tortured souls. i represent destruction, hate and everything that comes with it.
Prep: (freaked out) ..what do you mean?
Goth: Hahaha have you ever wondered why?
Prep: why what?
Goth: no, just why...
Prep: i dont understand
Goth: yes you do. you just refuse to see it...(walks away)
Prep: (stands there shaking, trying to forget what had just happened in hopes that he can go on with his ignorance in peace)
by Alex AKA Azagroth February 03, 2007