Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

google checked

To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.

"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."

"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"

by bstreetrats September 29, 2013

ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for

Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google

by mvcg October 27, 2019

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.

I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.

by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003