Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

Glanket

A Glow in the Dark Blanket

person 1, "Paranormal investi... glanket? What's a glanket?"

person 2, "I needed a "G." ... Actually I think a glanket is a thing... It's a glow-in-the-dark-blanket.

by Porglagon May 22, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum May 31, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 1, 2025

death glare

look of death, also to be affiliated with death stare. but a glare is not a stare, so it's a death stare on a short period.

Aaron: i really love KFC
chicken: *death glare*
Swahili Bastardizations: wow man look at that chicken death glaring at u
Aaron: WE NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!
chicken army: *death glare*
just a nigga with a rocketlauncer: Don't worry boys i got this
and they lived happily ever after...

by don't use your real name twat January 9, 2017

'the glare'

Its when a female human looks at you seriously when you're lying.

Jasmine gave Will 'the glare' as he lied.

by Idefkkkkkkkkkkk May 26, 2018

A glarner

The act of ignoring your friends for a night so you can get high on the couch.

Well I guess he's pulling a glarner tonight.

by CajunCactus January 12, 2019