Friends

Something you dont have

Me: hey guess what you and me don’t have
You: what?
Me: friends

by HowManyFuckingHandlesBeUsed October 14, 2020

Friend

Someone who you like and is always there for you

Hey there ***** you don’t have no friends

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

Friends

Two or more people get together and get extremely stoned

Let's go friends up together

by Kamy January 19, 2017

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019