Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Bob

You never see a child named Bob but they always come into existence in their fourtys

Bob
Just bob

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Frogs

If you don't like fucking frogs
HOW DARE YOU HOMELESS DRUNKEN WHORE
I CANT BELIEVE YOU

Frogs are cute:))

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Calico

A cat that is a calico

That cat is a calico

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022