Founderitis

The foolish assumption that some founders of some companies and organizations have that leads them to believe that they have special privileges to make decisions that don't make good business sense.

I realize that having a palatial crash pad in Hollywood is a waste of money but I am the founder of this company and I go there once a month so we are going to spend $10K a month to have it. What?! You think I have founderitis?

by ZMissy July 20, 2009

Fountain Mouth

The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.

I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.

by MikeyMxCx August 14, 2009

Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

Fount of Evil

see cake

Cake is the Fount of Evil!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013

Fountry Girl

A fake country girl. A girl that thinks she is country because she owns a pair of boots and listens to mainstream country music. A large population of these types of girls can be found living in California, living a city lifestyle. Although they may seem "country", when challenged you quickly realize they are just in it for the attention and country boys.

I asked Kelly if she knew what the difference between hay and straw was, she just looked at me funny. She's definitely a fountry girl.

by MisterAnon January 6, 2014

Foundation drunk

There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.

Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.

"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."

"Bro. 😯"

by mlgucci August 31, 2019

fountain of youth

two vomiting kids left and right

"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."

by Krkič October 28, 2019