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Forking

aka. spooning. who left the fork out of the spooning situation? forks lie in a drawer just like spoons. so don't discriminate against forks. and fork w/ your partner..tonight.
My roommates and I fork often to keep warm in the cold of winter in our dorm room.

He forked me all night long.

"Forking is just another form of innocent spooning," she said.
by Mmccallister December 17, 2008
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eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid
Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork
by Halfworldproductions June 21, 2014
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Forked!

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When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.
You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.
by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007
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dutch fork

A sexual position involving horizontal levitation and a large amount of hashish.
by thechels January 21, 2008
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Fordyce

A small town of 4,000 in southern Arkansas. It's full of rednecks and other strange people. Their football mascot is the Redbug. It's the most stupid town I've ever lived in.
You're from Fordyce?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
by The Ultimate Grunt January 17, 2004
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Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.
Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.
by Abraham jones June 15, 2017
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forking

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.
Dave, stop forking your ass!
by kate mctiernan August 12, 2007
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