fogglebeast

an awesome creature crafted by the almighty powers of rock and green

fogglebeast is asweome on COD

by Renton133 May 16, 2011

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Fogeling

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a minor, à la Jared Fogel; statutory rape

He got 10 years in prison for fogeling a high school girl.

by moosespelch October 23, 2015

Foggles

Fag goggles, When a fag is wearing goggles or glasses

James: Hey you see that fag over there?
Suzy: Yea he's wearing foggles

by Daddyisthebomglmao December 19, 2016

ex-Foleyate

To remove someone from Congress for homosexual sexual harrassment. Named for former Congressman Mark Foley.

" there was an effort to ex-Foleyate congressional Democrats by cleansing themselves of Massa as soon as possible" From fivethirtyeight.com 3/10/2010

by Swimmer2 March 10, 2010

Luke Foley

Absolute Sender give this dude a brewski or 2 he’ll have them down the hatch in less than .5.

Don’t let this kid near your girl or he’ll be in her pants before you even know

Yo who is that slamming brews and slamming brouds

Oh that’s just Luke Foley

Oh shit buddy

by BradMink5 November 3, 2021

Fogled

Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009