To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
by Bracelets January 8, 2010
Get the Flapping the Floppy Cowmug. by ari-safari January 16, 2005
Get the floppy lima beanmug. Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.
by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003
Get the at home to Mr Floppymug. The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013
Get the floppy head diseasemug. by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017
Get the floppy fun bagsmug. by Krystal July 12, 2003
Get the Floppy Titty Cocknockermug. A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.
Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"
I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"
I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!
by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013
Get the floppy donkeymug.