i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way

"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"

by epppppmf November 29, 2021

fellache

V.
To give a blow job
To gobble the knob.
To polish the knob.
To lick the loin.
To render head.
To stimulate the male external genitalia via the oral activity of a partner (or an incredibly talented and flexible individual male).

While you fags have fun at Dartmouth, I'll be at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellache me.

by hmsbgle April 25, 2009

fell in

1. Past tense of fall in
2. A slang term used when someone takes too long to come back from the restroom

“When is (friend) coming back from the restroom”
“I think he fell in”

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 March 7, 2019

Auto Fellaciao

Where one sucks his own dick

Boy 1: Damn just found out about auto fellaciao
Boy 2: the fucks that?
Boy 1: Lemme show you ;)

by JizzyDSoundcloud May 28, 2018

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur

A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.

Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.

by 1258DRag April 24, 2015

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

fellatious

Adjective describing an act involving, or similar to, fellatio. (A 'blow job')

Jenny got her secretary's job by being fellatious.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004