fagla

an even bigger fag

You know that wierd kid? Yeah he's a fagla

by Zero Chance February 9, 2003

you fail

When a person Fails at a mundane or easy task, These type of insults are found largely within online games. e.g. Counter Strike or WOW.

This is a more personal attack than 'Your a noob' or 'you sux!' because this insinuates that the person who it is aimed at completely fails... at everything

see also you fail at life

Example 1:

(CS Pro pwn's a defenseless noob)

Pro: You Fail

Example 2:

Person 1: d00d! i cant figure out how to make this computer like totally turn on!

Person 2: You Fail.

by Alastair Costley November 20, 2007

Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 19, 2009

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

faigan

A word for describing the act of, or indeed the weapon of, sexual intercourse. 'Full faigan' is full penetrative sex, and the emphasis in this case should be in the 'FULL'.

'Half faigan' is used less often, and it's actual meaning can altered according to the circumstances, e.g. oral sex could be described as half faigan, as could mutual masturbation.

To 'faig' is to have sexual contact of some description.

The word 'faigan' can also be used to describe an erect penis.

"Look at the tits on that, I'd love to give her FULL faigan"

"Did you score last night?" "Yup, but she wouldn't put out, I only got half faigan"

"If you don't watch out, I'm going to faig you. Full."

"Where do you think you're putting that? You can't stick your faigan up my arse!!"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

failcock

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009