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Final Fantasy

The act of slitting one's wrists before masturbating. The person then tries to orgasm before death.
I'm want to commit suicide, but I'm soo horny! I know! I'LL HAVE MY FINAL FANTASY!!
by BAMF1991 September 15, 2011
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chief executive of fantasyland

Expression used to describe the careless attitude towards reality often characterizing the policymaking of the current US President.

Making choices with total disregards to facts interfering with your perspective on the subject matter can qualify a decision-maker as CEoF.
The man just called Lebanon a democracy! What is he, the Chief Executive of Fantasyland?
by fl March 18, 2005
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fantasy cheering

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
by hngryDavy October 5, 2010
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edison fantasy science

It's a very cool steampunk manga.
Milo is a teen living in a small town under a huge waterfall which fall from the surface.She excel in building mechanical machines to help others.But once a strange war machine fall down from the surface and Milo's life changes for ever.
Edison fantasy science: a cool steampunk manga
by jmbslave December 8, 2007
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Final Fantasy Fiesta

Where a group of hardcore gamers (DA BROOD BABY), stay up for as long as they physically can playing Final Fantasy Xl. The consumption of large amounts of caffiene is a common practice at these Fiestas. Tea being the most common form. Why they are named Fiestas is beyond me but the people who created them are such damn P.I.M.P.s that i don't question it. The members have to keep eachother awake by means of drawing on their faces, slapping them, or inserting jolly ranchers into their anuses (Ok and that is just great fun right there). They are also known as FF Fiestas and are extremely uber and you should definatley try it.
Gamer: Dude, lets have an Final Fantasy Fiesta this weekend.
Gamer 2: Hells yea negro, I wanna lvl 7 times... (In Denmark)
by B RAD G July 22, 2006
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Final Fantasy Crap

This is another name for Final Fantasy 8... so given due the 8's broken-ass Junction system, broken-ass limit break system, and lackluster cast. The entire game can be beaten by leaving your group with low health and spamming limit breaks over and over and over until you defeat the last form of the final boss... that's it! That's the only strategy you will ever need to play it! The characters don't even get any equipment in this one, just different weapons... everything is handled, rather omnipotently, by the Junction system, so you don't even have to think.

Never mind the fact that the game is first set at a school, who the fuck thought that would be a good idea? Sort of defeats the purpose of cutting class to play it, I might add.

It's only redeeming quality was that if you decided to see it through to the end, men in white coats would come, sent by the government, to take you some place special. Anyone who defends FF8 on a message board needs to be immediately reminded that the worst sniper in the whole world becomes your strongest party member apart from the hero, and then bitchslapped across the face with the strategy guide they got suckered into buying.
Me: Hey dude, you like the FF series, you tried Final Fantasy Crap?
Dude: Which one are you referring to? Because if you say six I will beat the shit out of you.
Me: Haha... Fucking eight, of course... it was worse than playing Legend of Dragoon twice!
by Just a humble opinionated soul December 17, 2009
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fantasy

a genre of literature, commonly found clenched in a nerds grip sitting in a corner at the school sock hop. infested with hobbits and the occaisonal smoking male elf who looks oddly like the blacksmith turned pirate in pirates of the carribean.
Good lord thats a lot of short men simultaneously dancing near that fantasy novel!!
by the cool kid July 3, 2005
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