facedesk

Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.

User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*

by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009

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Facade

a deceptive outward appearance.

Big Chungus: Hello moto moto i heard from this palm tree that you like me
Moto Moto: You Fool, It was but a facade

by LandisP May 8, 2019

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facid • facial • faced • facist • facade • facially challenged • facing • facedick • Facedump • facism

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

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rat faced

1.To get so drunk that you are past the point of rat arsed, and begin to resemble a rat. ie. sniffing around on the floor, and lieing on the floor.

2.Exclamation of desire to have a good night.

1.Woah did you see Sam last night?
Yeh he was totally rat faced wasn't he!

2.I am going to get so rat faced tonight!!

by cornishsailor November 9, 2009

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Slingshot Facial Houdini

When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!

my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast

by Senor B July 24, 2006

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