escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

elcano

An amazing/handsome guy

He's such an elcano

by Elcano May 4, 2014

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

Escambia High

A shitty ass school that is equivalent to the hood

Have you heard about the people....*whisper*Escambia High*whisper*?

by Sellihca October 15, 2018

escape the night

a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.

escape the night is amazing

by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011

The Escalation

A friend who comes upon an incident that has been defused and proceeds to re-active the incident, more than likely inviting an un-needed physical altercation

I had the situation under control with those guys, The Escalation showed up and picked a fight anyway

by Wolfpack Tuck September 26, 2011