English

A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!

Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.

by Tom from England, where pigs can fly! December 25, 2007

engrish

poorly translated english done by the japanese.

Let's videro gaming! have a fun!

by DaChazman May 17, 2005

English

1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible.

2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.

3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment

Just put a little English on it

by rick motherfuckin james bitch July 22, 2012

Englush

Pronounced ing-lush.

The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".

Person 1: I ain't never seen a color like that y'all!

Person 2: Oh God, he's reverted to Englush.

by Innominate March 22, 2009

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Ogre-English

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011

English

A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...

I hate English , there’s a unseen poetry English test today! Ughhh!

by Iamveryserious October 25, 2019