eggbert

A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.

It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.

by Jason Weiskopf April 6, 2019

eggbag

slang for testicles

she kicked him right in the eggbag!

by egg hag April 26, 2019

eggnog jog

eggnog jog

eggnog jog

by realunnavus August 26, 2019

Eggnogging

The action of a gentleman pulling out before climax and shooting on their partners face, then sprinkle their covered face with nutmeg.

"I still can't see from last night's Eggnogging."

by Togacub August 28, 2019

Eggbertion

Whenever your friend has any problem, just tell them that they need an eggbertion

Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”

by Yich December 19, 2019

eggnoggin

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.

I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2020

Eggbeater

When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.

Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.

by Sanity unfiltered April 29, 2020