The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.
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The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.
What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge
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That man , just went over there into to that moist muddy dirt pile made a tiny hole with his fingers. Whipped out his dick and started fucking the dirt pile. Yeah he is earth fucking
well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.
well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.
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Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.
I reincarnated on Earth, and I want to help the human race and raise their consciousness by spreading positive message and spirituality.
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Person2: no (touches person1 with their toes)
Person1: ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Person2: no (touches person1 with their toes)
Person1: ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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Get the Earth-grippers mug.(Noun) Derived from the guy you know named Earshel, who clearly out classes everyone around him. He resembles Himesh from the movie Braveheart. He is a real life Viking living amongst average humans with average intelligence.
A very rare species
A very rare species
"What is the best way to fix the starter?"
"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"
"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"
"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"
"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"
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