Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 25, 2018

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 04, 2018

Do you catch my drift

The earliest quotation in the Oxford English Dictionary for this sense of "drift" is dated 1526: "Harde it is . . . to perceyue the processe and dryfte of this treatyse."
Found on "Phrases dot org"

The speaker may be having trouble communicating with their audience and not knowing how to better explain.

This is similar to "do you feel me?" or "do you get it?".

Otherwise there is a certain mentality and a certain consciousness along with what the speaker & the audience are generally known to understand.

Bugsy says to his cohorts in crime "I took care of it. Do you catch my drift?".

by Hare Krsna Gardening December 26, 2022

drift lube

Snow that makes your car go slideways

Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight

by Dashakid April 04, 2016

alabama drift

When you're having coitus with your sister and swap to finish in your mother

I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom

by The Garlic Knight June 03, 2022

drift switch

When a car is in the middle of a drift, and the car switches the other way

Woah, did you see that car hit that awesome drift switch???

by Dodgeman100 April 02, 2023

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 04, 2021