Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
by Friskycummings December 04, 2015
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Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public
Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.
by ryanosborne November 11, 2009
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Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.
(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"
by windsy February 03, 2010
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Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too
"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
by Flailage August 21, 2012
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wall of douche

When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.
I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.
by king douche bag April 17, 2012
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Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
by mybosshasitoutforme October 04, 2012
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Douche Dragon

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.
by TWCMan March 21, 2011
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