girl next door

Well, I mean there's those girls who are just "Hollywood" types. They're all dolled up and sure they may look great on TV/movies, but they need make up to do so. Then there's the girl next door whose beauty is understated, and doesn't need all the makeup, cameras, and bright lights to look pretty. She's just pretty without all of that.

She doesn't have to try to catch my eye. She's like the girl next door.

by nire72 September 25, 2011

Dolores

She is the hottest person you will ever meet, she has green eyes and chesnut hair, also a great musical taste and a killer personality. Its true that she is difficult at fisrt but that is because she is a picky person. But once your in, you wont regret it, she will stand by your side in the best times and in the worst ones. She wont tell anyone but she is sad everyday but she preffers to talk about you than her self. She is smoking hot when she wears red lipstick and her hair all messy. If she loves you, she will always be there no matter what because she doesnt break a promise. Take care of her show her that you will stay with her no matter what and she will be yours.
Last thing, she tends to not see when people flirt with her causing conffusions in some people making them think they have a chance

Dolores is hot
Dolores will rock you

by Tortazo234 April 14, 2020

Knocking at the back door

When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.

Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

trap door shit

A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.

"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."

by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008

Glass Door

Being able to see what the inner workings of a company are, usually as an employee of said company.

Looking through the glass door of I-BEE-N, we can see that the upper Management make 32% bonuses on top of their commissions.

by limeyluke September 7, 2009

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007