cusieque

That moment when you realize that you want to eat a dick and you actually like it.

Oh, I just did a Cusieque last night.

by Meme Bigboy November 20, 2017

Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018

Fun-cussion

When you hit your head for fun

“I hit my head for fun. I got a fun-cussion!”

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Xbox Customer Support

A horrible group of lying Indian misfits. They feast off of your misery, and like to ban you for no reason whatsoever. They also speak in broken English, so next time you call them, ask for a person who speaks English as a native language.

Man 1: I can't sign in to xbox live!!
Man 2: Maybe you should call Xbox Customer Support!
Man 1: No way, I can't take that bullshit any more.

by Alex Briggs October 1, 2008

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist January 6, 2008

chuck my custard

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

by LCT July 18, 2006