Definitions by LCT

arse in his hand 

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

arse in his hand by LCT July 18, 2006

chuck my custard 

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

chuck my custard by LCT July 18, 2006