LCT's definitions

arse in his hand

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

by LCT July 18, 2006

chuck my custard

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

by LCT July 18, 2006