cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021

crackalack

This word is another way of saying, wanker, wank and tosser. It was discovered when someone in a chess tornament was wanking under the chess table, while playing the game at the same time.

Nick Egleton was the wanker.

Nick are you crackalacking? You dirty bastard!

by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

whats crackalackin

whats ur number

hey bay wuts crackalackin

by SNOOP DOG July 14, 2003

clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker

by Trips July 4, 2005

Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!

by GTBrett June 23, 2005

cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock!

by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003