A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
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Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.
step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
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Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.
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I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:
Suck my egg
Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)
He touched my feathered self
She took a dump for all to see
Hearts are for hopeless sissy's
Get some, then give some more
Balder men dash to corvets
Did you just look at my T&A
My wide load gets you high
Reality is for suckers and fuckers
Skit happens
Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?
Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!
Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first
Suck my egg
Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)
He touched my feathered self
She took a dump for all to see
Hearts are for hopeless sissy's
Get some, then give some more
Balder men dash to corvets
Did you just look at my T&A
My wide load gets you high
Reality is for suckers and fuckers
Skit happens
Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?
Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!
Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first
by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010
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