Constimate

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

by SemiNation October 18, 2014

Consider It

Short simple way to tell some one to kill themselves

Kid:Hey,whats up guys
Kid 2: Seriouslly just consider it

by Ian Ruder March 8, 2005

Considerate Pranks

Similar to a prank, this makes someone or something the brunt of a joke. (see below for a prank example) A Considerate Prank is a prank that could intentionally or inadvertently help the recipient. (see below for example)

(ex. of a prank): when you turn everything upside down in your friends dorm room.

(ex of a Considerate Pranks): when you shave your pubes and put them outside so a bird can use them to make a nest. The bird enjoys the building material, and you get to laugh that it made its home out of your pubes.

by wiiiiski! September 20, 2009

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009

conship

A Conhip is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

Me: Hey what do you ship?
Person: I ship (minor brother) x (Adult sister)
Me: You are a con shipper? That's weird!

A Conship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

by RosieeBloom November 4, 2022