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Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.
Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024
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Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022
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chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
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CATFISH POLICE

MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
3 years apart make CATFISH POLICE Depart
by Voorhee$ $avage February 26, 2018
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Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.
Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.
by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021
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catfish slag

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"
by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023
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sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.
Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.
by LitQn October 20, 2022
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