Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Boose Canoe

someone who has a loose asshole

my friend todd is a total boose Canoe.

by Boosiestcanoer November 8, 2018

dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

Cringey Canoe 07

A group run by the CEO of fuckin', fuckin' planet Earth my fellow shitlings!

"Once I was waiting for my cab and my dog saw me vandalizing the sidewalk writing Cringey Canoe 07 on the sidewalk and he said "WHO PUT LEFT THIS SHITE ON THE SIDEWALK WITHOUT FLOUSHING IT!?!"

by Bald egg Langston J. June 24, 2019

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

by large barges July 14, 2020

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020