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When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.
Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.
by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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