When a dude pulls his hairy balls out of his zipper and attempts to walk around the bar and pick up unsuspecting chicks. The irony is that he is actually using the only brains that he has!
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Dude, last night Emily gave me a pube braid.
I hate it when I'm getting a blow job and the girl gives me a pube braid!
I hate it when I'm getting a blow job and the girl gives me a pube braid!
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This verb, coined by the Hall of Fame football player Terry Bradshaw, describes the following 12 step process:
1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"
1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"
Kyle debated giving Kim a Dirty Sanchez or perhaps a Donkey Punch, but Bradshawed her instead. Kim's ass really felt reamed after she got Bradshawed.
by J-Haug July 11, 2006
Get the Bradshawed mug.one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
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a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.
2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
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