Blooming

Jizzing/cumming on a prolapsed anus

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming

by Satch86 January 1, 2019

Bloofer

When a woman’s queef can’t escape her pussy and is forced into a man’s dick hole.

My friend Daniel’s dick was so swollen after getting a long bloofer from his Girlfirend.

by BLOOFER9000 May 13, 2022

Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 29, 2008

Bloofer

A Fat Blunt

I'm gonna smoke me a bloofer.

by Dil_S3V4 October 26, 2017

Bloodfuck

1. One who uses a once funny joke too much, and thereby ruins it.
(Created by David Turner in 2007)

Girl: That hot dog's so BIG!
Boy 1: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: No seriously, that's just a lot of meat for my little mouth.
Boy 2: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: You guys are really immature.
Boy 3: That's what she said!
All: You're a total bloodfuck, dude.

by David Cliffy Turner June 2, 2007

bloodfart

this occurs when you fart and a large splatter of blood shoots out of your anus.

Dude, I had the biggest bloodfart yesterday, it hurt so good.

by b2therizzle May 20, 2008

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003