Beetroot

The root of a beet.

by Isotope August 28, 2003

Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.

Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"

by Derek November 16, 2004

Dung Beetle

While doing a chick doggie style, you slip both of your thumbs (with thumb nails touching) into her butthole. With both thumbs inserted in the anus, you click your thumb nails together thus, making a beetle sound.

I was banging Sandy from behind and she actually requested I give her a Dung Beetle.

by kyle the one January 3, 2006

beetlejuice

2008 Grammy/Oscar winner. A retarded midget known from his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
Would be a millionaire rap star today if only he could hustle crack out of some girl's panties. Also see "Ja Rule" and "50 Cent".

Beetlejuice, get out there sell some rocks. You gonna be a big star man. You kick all their asses man!

by Wigga May 13, 2003

beetle

(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.

"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"

"While my wife was sleeping, so I snuck up and laid the beetle on her"

by whistlenuts February 15, 2009

beetle bite

You put your ring finger in her twat, your thumb up her butthole, and snap your fingers.

She had just taken a nasty shit and both holes were good and lubed up, so there wasn't much friction in the snap, just a quick, painful pinch.

by Homa April 1, 2005

You can’t dance to Beethoven

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

by Jaebay December 19, 2018