by MasterTurbo June 18, 2015
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
by Dick Onchin August 10, 2020
Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2021
Smol bean is a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world.
Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol
Mostly used in fan/phandom
Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol
Mostly used in fan/phandom
by TwentyOnePhandoms April 10, 2016
To keep it 100, be honest
by dumbshitfr18953 January 06, 2020
For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.
TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.
NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.
NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”
Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”
Lee: “What?!”
Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”
Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”
Lee: “What?!”
Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”
Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
by Alexander De Barrington April 09, 2014
by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017