baptits

What baptists must wait for until marriage

I can’t wait to marry her and see those baptits!

by Banana woman January 23, 2023

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time

"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

luis bartell

A real nigga who is the best to exist in all time and space through the multiverse

Luis Bartell is the GOAT

by Luisotb May 23, 2018

nasty bart

To paint youself in yellow while wearing only a red t-shirt

Oh shit, Timothy pulled a Nasty Bart at school today

by FackDayden September 10, 2018

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019