ballonin

When a drunk girl or guy gets drunk off their head on alcohol/drugs and acts like a spaz/moron

"Look at leah over there she's ballonin"

by theartofkate January 20, 2014

bloping

Bloping is the act of pulling your penis out of another mans penis so quickly that it makes a noise similar to "blope".

1: Jeremy and i bloped so hard last night after docking for four straight hours.
2: Pulling your dick out of another males penis.
3: Bloping is so fun.

by Plasterface September 23, 2016

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

ballboying

To collect and return the football when it goes out of play.

John is ballboying today for Chelsea

by Jasonfive7 September 17, 2017

Ballooning

When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.

Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!

by Balloonboi June 11, 2018

Ballooning

Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

by el payne April 24, 2019