altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong

Look at you, your such an altoid!

by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008

Alto

1. The section of a choir for the lowest female singers.
2. The section of a choir for butches.

The two definitions can be used interchangeably

David: "Damn, that Rachel girl has one low voice."
Marvin: "Well she would, she's a butch."
David: "I thought she was an Alto?"
Marvin: "Meh same thing."

by Jon Rermey January 21, 2010

stella artois

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

palo alto

def Da best place ever yo!! it aint like wat everyone thinks it is, cuz even though da playas got money aint mean they're white ass crackas' yo. Palo Alto (or PA how we call it in da hood...) is full of horny bitches and hoes all over da place.. if u move there DO NOT go to Paly high!!! IT SUCKS BALLAS dawgs!! go to GUNN HIGH where all the teachers look like students!!! and u're def gonna get some pussy.

And when u get to Gunn high-Ask for LIGHTNIGHT bitches -he's the No.1 rapper yo P.I.M.P -Respect- WESIDE!!!

Palo alto conversation:
Paly Guy: "hey u wanna come over to my house and do some math problems??"
Gunn dude: "STFU fuckin asian nerd i aint comin to ur place after last night with yo sista!!! nigga WHAT!!! i'ma go pipmin with my homies so u better stop foolin urself and try 2 get some pussy..."

by Or P.I.M.P December 14, 2008

alto sax

The worst saxophone in the saxophone family.
Over-played and over-popular. More people need to play Tenor Sax, or hey, even bari!

TSAXPLAYER; Hey whats up?
ASAXPLAYER; Not much, just playing my horrible alto sax.

by Em0827 January 17, 2008

south palo alto

every other def about PA is how rich everyone is but they have not been to south palo alto. full of cheap ass apartments and hella pit bullz. totally different place, if palo alto has a ghetto, this is it.

1.) "sup where you from?"
2.) "south palo alto."

by asdfhgjkl April 15, 2009

Los Altos

Los Altos, California is a city that borders Sunnyvale, Cupertino, Mountain View, and Palo Alto.

The TOWN of Los Altos Hills is for rich people who literally have a supreme court case allowing them to mandate homes be half an acre or larger.

The LAPD are probably bored out of their minds, hoping to bust an aigga robbin' the hood. Or maybe they're protecting San Carlos, CA from anti-tech vandals. Hope for the latter. Pray for the latter.

I grew up in "Loyola Corners" of Los Altos, CA from 1985-95, and it had a reputation of being the "hippie neighborhood".

Then we moved to Shallow Alto because of the "school" "system".

Palo Alto sucks, Los Altos rules.

by Downvoting Victim November 1, 2020