Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.

I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"

by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019

Squid Dumpster

A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.

That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.

by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 19, 2010

Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016