yawn

That thing that your brain is now telling your body to do.

After reading so much about yawning, urbandictionary.com readers all dropped into a contagious yawning spell.

by bballmason6 July 18, 2011

Yawn

A sign of weakness.

Quit yawning. This is Sparta!

by calldapopoho July 29, 2012

yawnference call

A telephone call during which both of your parents pick up telephone extensions, making it difficult to hear due to reduced sound quality and the constant bickering between them.

"I can't come over until nine o'clock. I have a yawnference call with my parents after dinner."

by Ryan TO September 28, 2005

yawyeet

Yes!; Very much so.

"Billy, would you like to go to the candy store? They have jaw breakers there and I know those are your favorite!" -Marry
"Yawyeet! I would love to go!" -Billy

by SwaggyS January 5, 2015

Yawn

The only time married men get to open there mouths

man:please can I yawn

Woman:shut the fuck up and yawn

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

YAWW-YAWW

The mating call of the California tweaker

Jerry Joe yells: Yaww-Yaww!

by Hairy Toe January 21, 2005

Yawn and Jerk

When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"

i was with my best gal when i pulled a yawn and jerk..

by Robert Berube March 25, 2007