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Emily wilson

by Gmanjelly December 23, 2022
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Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
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Mia Wilson

A stupid egg headed bitch who can’t get any hoes and is built like a paper clip.
Person: oh my god that Mia Wilson

Person 2: no that a stupid egg headed bitch who can’t get any hoes and is built like a paper clip.
by Peunutbutter October 23, 2022
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Carter Wilson

He is a black boy, Who is gay and loves, Johnny Cash
by Eonzzx February 25, 2023
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Naughty Wilson

Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.
Can I come over tonight for a Naughty Wilson?
by Krod! April 23, 2023
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Charlie Wilson

Bitch

He is a little bitch and he talks about people’s dead Nans
by Deny in Spanish January 6, 2020
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taya wilson

A Taya Wilson is a type of person who breaks up with all of her boyfriends for horses. A Taya Wilson is a dumb idiot who runs on tables and jumps into cupboards then becoming crippled. Over all a Taya Wilson is the type of person who is a dumb fuck (but also dope as fuck) and is secretly hiding in the closet.
Did you run on tables and become crippled? You must be a Taya Wilson.
by Indy Wilson May 11, 2019
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