no-win situation
no-win situation by Light Joker April 9, 2006
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I win
The #1 phrase that a gamer hates to hear!
It means, . . .I win!
When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.
Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!
It means, . . .I win!
When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.
Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!
Kelly: You're all making crying game statements and technically, if a guy is misrepresenting, misinforming or misleading his spouse or friends in any way, you are aware and a part of the harms and wayside that causes life. You know, . . .what's the filter word these days? Right....Drama! Don't even! I Win!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?
Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!
E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?
Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!
E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!
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Pin it to Win it
The phrase "pin it to win it" refers to mashing the throttle all the way, essentially pinning it to the floor or throttle stop. The phrase can be applied to cars and motorcyles. The phrase can be related to going all out at the track.
Pin it to Win it by socalwrench October 14, 2011
Dar Win
1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.
2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.
2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
Dar Win by GreenBird23 June 10, 2011
Epi-win
An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
Epi-win by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009