whomper

a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.

"did you get your nose done?"
"no"
"oh. you have a naturally nice whomper"

by jambamarker October 19, 2008

Whopper

An Italian male, who is also a father.

"Once I popped 'er, I became a Whopper!"

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010

Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 5, 2011

Molly whopper

A term used to describe decay of society addicted to Molly

"Hey Chris, did you meet the nice neighbor next door?" "Yeah, she's a real Molly Whopper"

by Maga315 October 13, 2019