When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.

1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011

when $400 is worth it

A nice leather jacket that also is a bullet proof vest .

The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.

by scannerfish August 30, 2005

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

when in doubt

In the event of indecisiveness

When in doubt do, even if the odds floor rather than adore you.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

when im bored

a youtube video that was made to give teenage boys a boner by having a 14 year old girl dance for them

bro did you watch when im bored yesterday i watched it all day

by hi definitions November 2, 2015

When Elliot dies

Nooooooooooo the coding super cool flying small person named Elliot is gone it’s time to tie the noose

No ones happy when Elliot dies

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019