David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Weiner

a person who sends inappropriate texts and pictures via cell phone.

Friend1: Dude did you just send me a picture of your junk?

Friend2: Sorry that was supposed to go to Latoya.

Friend1: Your such a weiner.

by 0utkast June 16, 2011

weiner

A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.

"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"

by tankin355 October 29, 2007

Weiner-Chamois

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

by Cor-dog March 21, 2008

Weiner Brow

Code name for male pubic hair (above the penis).

"Oh my god, when I pulled down Johnny's pants, I saw his well-trimmed Weiner Brow!" OR
"When I reached for his dick, man did he have a bushy Weiner Brow! Trim it dude."

by Sketchley April 23, 2009

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

by rollingballs July 25, 2013

weiner dick

Descriptive term for the pungent aroma emitted from a male's genital area, usually as a result of the combination of ingesting certain aromatic foods (onions, garlic, etc.) not bathing and engaging in activities that result in sweat collecting in the groin area. Not changing underwear is also a major contributor to having a case of "the weiner dick."

(from a female): He wanted me to give him head, and I was willing to oblige him, but he had such a strong case of the weiner dick that I thought I would gag before I ever even got close to it.

by Holdmah Koochiekooch March 15, 2008